When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
Do vagina's smell?
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
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Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
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u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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