yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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