i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
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we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
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I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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