you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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