I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
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he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
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So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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