Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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