i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
it's like iHOP with fire
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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