Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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