Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
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Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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