I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
my being single is dangerous.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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