Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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