party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
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Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
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I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
my liver is dry heaving
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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