Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
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ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
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So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
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