I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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