people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
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Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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