No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
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don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
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I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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