S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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