Kiss
Puke
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
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he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
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She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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