i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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