dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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