I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
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