ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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