Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Betty ford says i'm here all night
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
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i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
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at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
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