Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
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