Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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