All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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