you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
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