Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
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