I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Randomize
