Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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