I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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