I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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