Sry I called you an 8
Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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