She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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