No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
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What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
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Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I love you.
Bad choice
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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