im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
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They have a pepper shaker for pot.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
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When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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