Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
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You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
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Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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