I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
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Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
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Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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