My brain says no but my pants say off.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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