so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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