I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
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