what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
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I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
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Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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