My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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