i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
He felt like a one man threesome
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
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