It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
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