Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
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If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
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there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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