if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
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i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
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Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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