I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
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It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
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of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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