I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
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