i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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