If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
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just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Come see our sink grown plant.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
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I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...