Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
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I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
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We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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